I saw a lot of great movies this year. Unfortunately, for every good movie, there are at least three bad movies. The following list represents what I feel is 2011’s “Worst of the Worst” – films that make me wonder why part of my job includes having to see them. I’d tell you to enjoy it, but that’s not exactly the point, is it?
To help wash the stink of failure from your brains, be sure to check out my “Top 10 Best Films of 2011” list, which has films that you’ll probably enjoy a lot more than these stinkers.
THE TOP 10 WORST FILMS OF 2011
10. Black Death
Some movies go too far in their efforts to push an agenda on audiences. By espousing hatred and violence on both ends of the religious spectrum, this one does exactly that. Read full review right HERE!
9. Atlas Shrugged: Part I
A movie made with just about no audience in mind, not even believers of Ayn Rand’s original novel. I can’t remember the last time a movie has been this unendurably boring. Read full review right HERE!
8. Just Go with It
Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have made their share of bad movies, but the real kicker is Nicole Kidman, who’s usually capable of much better choices. Read full review right HERE!
7. The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman
One of the most incompetent martial arts films I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure anyone knew what they were doing when making this one. Read full review right HERE!
6. Bad Teacher
It isn’t often I come across a character so reprehensible that I actually wish him or her dead. Cameron Diaz plays someone very much like that. Read full review right HERE!
5. The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
It’s unutterably depressing to me that there’s actually a demand for movies in which hapless victims are graphically sewn mouth-to-anus. Read full review right HERE!
4. A Serbian Film
I refuse to be part of a world where pornographic necrophilia and the raping of newborns qualify as “symbolism.” Read full review right HERE!
3. Jack and Jill
Forget about Adam Sandler in drag. For the love of God, what was Al Pacino thinking? Was he really so desperate for a job? Read full review right HERE!
2. Bucky Larson: Born to Be as Star
If you think Nick Swardson as a simpleton aspiring to be a porn star is funny, perhaps you should speak with Christina Ricci. No one told her the film was intended to be a comedy. Read full review right HERE!
1. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
It’s astounding to me that these movies are still being made. It’s even more astounding that they started making them in the first place. Read full review right HERE!